Saturday, 23 June 2012

Tukang Uli sudah sampai...

Welcome sexy baby...you're here to help me, your master, with the toughest job ever --> menguli --> menge-dough (language vandalism) kekeke. Your master is not good at it, she's not lazy you know...

Lemme take a good look at you

Tajuk : BM450
Asal : Kedai HoeHuat, JlnGombakMari
Nilai : kedai rm899, mine rm780 yay!
Kapasiti : 1kilo

How sexy you are ?

1. Bentuk muka bumi + kontor : sexyyy

Nice. Tulus mulus flat screen button-less
2. Bentuk badan : kureng sexyyy (sbb agak obese sama mcm master kau)

Hambik kau, gila obese kan ? dah mcm microwave 
Memandangkan stok roti Taman-nia masih banyak maka resepi yang bakal jadi mangsa ujian meng-dough adalah : Donat Bibik Mak Sedareku.
Banyak ilmu pengetahuan tapi nan ado ciabatta ye hehe
Maka jom study manual supaya dough ku gebu2...

Wednesday, 20 June 2012

Aku dan roti

R.O.T.I 

Punya sejarah panjang dalam hidup aku, si peminat roti

Aku sangat sangat sangat suka roti kecuali roti berinti savoury
Beri aku roti tapi biar aku pilih inti, please yang manis only. 

Biar tiada nasi, jangan tiada roti. 

Sebuku roti, se-mug kopi, pasti ada di meja setiap hari. Tak perlu jam stoberi, lipat dua cicah kopi. 



Roti canai ? Ya, kategorinya tetap roti ? Jadi, ye aku suka, sebab is juga spesis roti (untuk breakfast harus 2 keping roti ini).

Anak-anak aku juga sudah tersampuk badi roti
1 minggu perlu beberapa loaf roti
Bukan saiz biasa tapi saiz besar, saiz tinggi.

Roti burger, hmm tak mau sesame

Mungkin sudah masanya aku menjadi pembuat roti

Nota kaki kembang : Ayah, ibu, abang dan kakak aku pembuat, pencanai dan penebar roti, bakat menebar itu terhenti pada anak Jusoh yang ke-3 ini. Ah kenangan !! Beli gandum dalam guni, adun gentel sapu minyak sapi. Sekali tebar 30 biji, kalau mau beli di kedai kami sapu semua roti, jadi eloklah kalau tebar sendiri jadi org kampung lain boleh juga boleh merasa makan roti. 

Saturday, 16 June 2012

No option...go the old skool-way

Option 1 : Buy new jeans & shirts

Option 2 : Shrink to your old size

Seperti kebiasaan, selepas selesai membela badan dan menaikkan treshold-wajib-turun-gym (dr 58kg ke 62kg), maka I gotta make a decision, raise the bar even further by going with option 1 or go with option 2 (again). Option 1 will lighten my purse.

With option 2 comes all the requirements but the old-skool-way always win hands down.

Mode: jln dgn susah payah nk ke dapur for EPO + fish oil + warm lime juice.

*Typing while holding ur breath is not easy. Siku asik terlanggor muffin top, itsokay, u dont have to imagine..

Wednesday, 6 June 2012

My Home My Haven and it's MINE



Alhamdulillah, in 2 weeks time, our haven on earth, our abode, our little house on the prairie will be ours, in its true sense. Rasa lega sangat knowing that, rumah tempat kami berlindung dah secure.

After forking out $$$ for 6 years, we saved about 32k out of 55k profit made by the company, that's alot and on top of that we can get some refund from MRTT, surrender value after 6 years would be about 50-75% (I guess). Amiin.

TQ to EPF, see you again when we purchase the next one :P

TQ to IncheSuami juga for using your portion (his is double than mine hehe). Dalam borang tick 'Bantu pasangan', so sweet..TQ Yang

Thursday, 31 May 2012

When my baby is no longer a baby

To others, 27 May 2012 would be just like any other days, just a typical Sunday.

But that day was the day my lovely daughter gave me the mixed feeling between happy, sad, worried, nervous etc. Yeap, I am that kind of mother. Exaggerating is my middle name *wink*. The moment she told me, I was frozen for few seconds and in a state of not knowing what to say or do tho I have been preparing her & myself for that moment. Managed to gather myself after like 5secs and gave her a tight hug & planted few kisses. We then had fun in her bathroom, sharing related jokes and few funny incidences. We were laughing our ass off while trying to fit the 'armour' on her especially when we had to do some 'alignment' as she accidentally flashed her vijayjay to me. Followed by demo (utk kali yg ke berapa ntah but this time it's no longer theory). We came out from the bathroom sweating all over hahaha but def. fun. Hannah was curious and kept asking 'ibu buat apa dgn along ??'. Hehe

Hanis sayang, welcome to womanhood.

Next step: some discussion on what it means, what kind of responsibility she's carrying now that she has entered the phase (Ibu gotta google some info so she will be equipped with info from the Islamic perspective sambil2 refresh knowledge ibu huhu) + yeah the dreaded part..SexEducation.

Thursday, 17 May 2012

Maafkan aku...

Wahai paha kiri dan paha kananku, 

Aku tau aku telah menyakiti kamu, melaga-lagakan kamu sepanjang perjalanan pergi dan kembali dari Sog0 siang tadi. Aku cuba untuk menjauhkan kamu berdua dari sebarang perlanggaran, tetapi melakukan sedemikian akan membuatkan aku berjalan kengkang.

Maafkan aku ye paha-pahaku. Kirim salam pada cik selulit yg asik berselindung itu ye...

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Statistik Punca Kemalangan

Nov 2011 : : InterCentralBankSportsCarnival : :  54kg
Apr 2012 : : Penang trip : : 59.5kg
May 2012 : : Shangri-La : : 62kg

Statistik menunjukkan risiko perlanggaran meningkat sejajar dengan peningkatan bulan ke bulan, faktor risiko harus dikurangkan denga kadar segera. 

UPDATE !!

Statistik yang dipaparkan mungkin wajib (bukan harus atau sunat) untuk dikurangkan berdasarkan kandungan email dari Kelab Kakitangan Opisku berkenaan activity Kelab yang terkini yang diemail lewat petang semalam.

B. BMI
  • Weight and height scales will be available at the photocopy machine room starting tomorrow (18 May).
  • Please record your BMI and email to Kak Liza and Del for our record [don't worry, very (1000x) confidential, subject to section 97 of BAFIA!!]
  • We will monitor your BMI every 18th from May to September 2012 (we will inform the assessment mechanism soon)
  • Big rewards to winners! All residents of CMC are welcome to take up the challenge - 2 winners (individual winner and group winner)
  • Some tips on ideal weight n size, and also a 7-day diet plan pocket diary [attachment]
  • Calculate your BMI and look out for some healthy tips at this link (thanks prNizam!) --> http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmi-m.htm
 Hohoho timing of the email sangatlah jujur, 40% ayat email sudah makan dalam, lagi 60% heret kaki ke cafe for the usual kopi ais kaw + anything [telur goyang or nasi goreng cendawan or bubur nasi or etc etc]

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Selamat Hari Lahir ke-10 to Adan aka Abang aka Haniff

Bila : : 9 May 
Apa : : 2nd child birthday

Tengok surat beranak konpem 2002, tengok orang hmmm betul ke lahir 2002. Macam chomel jek. 

Adan's all-time favorite toys 
Hehe it's your birthday my boy Adan, ibu & babah sayang Adan to the 90 infinity (bak kata adik).

On your actual birthdate there were so many occasions. Sekolah Adan ada buat hari buku or something where team Kuntum visited and everybody given a copy of the latest mag. Adan made a joke, it's in conjuction with his birthday so everyone gets a copy as a gift konon2 from him hehe c.u.t.e

On the same date, adik aka Hannah pulak kalut dengan fieldtrip ke RabbitFunLand (kena google sbb until now aku tak tau kat manakah tempat ni). 

I was on very tight deadline and came back home almost 11pm that day, Adan ran out sambil senyum2 & buat gaya tadah tangan. He almost cried when I said, sorry abang ibu belum beli present lagi but he just hugged me & obviously forcing a smile. *guilty tahap unbelievable coz mmg tak sempat plan what to buy for him*. The kids waited for me before cutting the small birthday cake that hubby bought earlier, immediately after sumer Zzzz cause it's wayy over their bedtime. That was Wed, his actual birthday.

Muka cake-bearer tak tahan ngantuk
Birthday boy and his cake (and his sleepy lil sister)
He did the same on Thu only to be disappointed again as I haven't had time to buy his present and I don't want to buy anything for the sake of buying. We were not home Friday night. I called him and told him that we will pick everybody up tomorrow morning to celebrate at his preferred place, Chilis with special request = Happy Birthday Song from staff hehe wish granted but stilll no birthday present, by that time I just observe him and he sort of accepted the fact that we didn't buy him anything and the makan2 is in fact is his present.

Dah full, we left KayElCC and brought the kids to Shangri-La (ada cerita yang nak diceritakan tentang ini hehe). 

Masa Adan dok syiok2 lepak kat bilik & still excited sbb he considered that as part of his celebration, we took out the present and he still couldn't stop sengih sampai telinga and belek-ing the gift half an hour after, still over the moon. That was the best reaction we have ever seen from him. He totally didn't expect it just like Hanis when she got her henpon. Priceless. So, abang...you still want you Transformers and Lego set or you want to keep this present ? 

Panggil nama baru angkat muka, else fixated on his new gadget sambil sengih2 sorang haha
Wahai anakku MuhammadHaniff Rashdan, semoga Allah terus merahmati anakku ini dengan rahmat dan rezekiNya. Happy Birthday. Amiin.

We loved, loving and will love you forever no matter what...

Saturday, 28 April 2012

His new drugs routine - Part Dos

Tibalah hari di mana ibu penuh nervous bawak anak terunanya melalui 1 lagi episod mari-lepak-di-ampang-puteri. CT Scan. Malam before tu dia cool je bila tengok gambar cemana rope mesin ctscan neh, ibunya pun cool jugak. Menten.

Pagi2 sudah beratur di unit radiologi, perut lapar tapi harus scan dulu pastu baru sapedek. Both of us were still cool. Menten.

"MuhammadHaniffRashdan" awek radiologi panggil, bangun pegang tangan bersama-sama masuk dalam, duduk di sofa tengok gambar2 scan. Snap. Pose. Cool Menten.

I am cool in my fav Ben10
Awek radiologi datang dengan kertas, cerita ceriti pasal prosedur and dropped the bomb !! "Kita kena masukkan contrast utk memudahkan reading, antara side effect dia mungkin allergic macam gatal2..blablabla....sign sini ye kak". I read and I signed. Tak cool but menten.

As we entered the room, the boy can see the biiiiiig syringe prepared &  how much liquid would be inserted into his body. From thereon, it's no longer cool and my heart sank seeing his pale face and his look as if saying "Ibu, can we not do this ?" *Ayaq mata*. Not cool. Ibu can't menten oredi.

His wrist was strapped to make it easier to spot the vein yang nak kena poke tuh, but I can see it's too tight cos the buckle was biting and sunk into his skin. Very very not cool cos the guy duk concentrate cari vein while my boy seething in pain because his skin is bitten by the buckle menatang yg strap the wrist. I know it's too tight sebab mak pun penah masuk spital nyah. Sejuk tangan & putih kuku anak teruna mak darah x ngalir. Vein dah timbul macam anaconda mengawan dalam paya lagi duk belek2, tunggu apa lagi bro...

Ni post event dah, yg pre tak sempat sbb memoriku in denial *hilang ingatan* :P
Tidak kiddo-friendly ini orang sbb keep on saying jangan gerak nanti keluar darah, 1x, 2x, 3x dan lagi dan lagi. Sib baik Adan tak cakap 'I no stupid...' hehe. Tak cool. 

"Akak tak preknen kan ?" Soklan yang tulus lagi jujur tapi kedengaran seperti ada yang tak kena, mak check perut buncit mak, oh mungkin sebab itu tapi mungkin juga itu soalan wajib bila berurusan dengan radiasi. *Tarik napas tahan seperti iklan terimakasseh tummytrim*. Hmm ok apa. So, mak anggap soalan itu soalan wajib tiada kaitan dengan penampilan. Sekian. Cool. 

Scan hanya berapa saat tapi traumanya sampai sekarang terbayang esp. bila Adan pegang tangan kuat2 and said "Sejuk ibu...", he was shaking & trembling throughout the session and I was trying my best holding my tears & biting my lips so he can't see me melted and he can be brave. Adan cool, ibu tak cool 10x.

He is brave indeed and a cool little guy as he was back to his happy self right almost immediately especially after his regular cup of hot chocolate @ R1tazzaCafe.

Next, the coolest of all >> DrAminuddin said, based on the scan, his sinusitis & allergies can be controlled via medication. All 4 chambers are clear. No surgery needed. Yayyyy. That's really cool Doc.

Only to be given not so cool news >> He need to be referred to Pediatric again as his chest was making not so good sounds. So off we go to DrNasir.

The trip ended with us totting 2 big plastic bags as is we just came out from grocer. Finish all those and come back to see DrNasir in 2 weeks time, Dr Amin in 2 mths time. Whateva it takes, my boy is still the coolest. Hahaha mak over ke nyah ?

Kau ada ? 15ml sekali teguk ada, 10ml pun ada, pill pun ada, spray tidak ketinggalan.
*Masih confius dengan explanation awek radiologi yang mengatakan bila contrast injected, badan akan rasa panas, but Adan said he felt very very cold that is why his body was shaking throughout

*Quite a traumatic 15-min session for both of us. So CTScan is not a straightforward kinda procedure as I've expected even after tanya enGugel beforehand

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

His new drugs routine - Part Uno

Bila :: Last month
Mana :: APSH, Ampang
Siapa :: Ibu, babah & si teruna

All his life, Adan had always been struggling with his nose either being blocked or runny. It gets worse in the morning after shower. We didn't take too much attention to it but I do worry when he choked on his breath during sleep. Lately the snoring gets louder & choking more frequent. One day, my immediate neighbor had her doter operated to remove her tonsil, same age as Hannah. She told me that all this while she tot her doter was having problems same as Adan and relate those to lungs until the doctor said it's ENT problem. So dalam hati terus teringat Adan's buzzing breath came from the nose instead of lungs. Decided that Adan should see specialist as well coz it could be sinus. Decide je la buatnya tidak.

But then few weeks ago, Adan had a weird problems, something like rashes on his skin somewhere around his eyes, armfold & the worst inside the earlobe but outside the ear itself. Ku ingatkan ear infection coz on 2nd day it does look a lil bit wet. His left eyeball was swollen and red with patches of rash. Kesian ini budak.

Gi jumpa GP and he suspected it could be eczema but Adan is very sure that it's not itchy at all. So I asked him to refer Adan to specialist sambil2 nak check his sinus. He wrote 'Allergic rhinitis' as the referral case.

Ubat yg dia bekalkan worked fine and all the symptoms went away after few days. Adan was on 'curfew'. No games, on device no TV for him. Konon nak bg mata rehat.

It wasn't until yesterday, 1 day before his appointment, that I googled the medical term and it got me worried. Not to mention sad coz there is no cure for it. So yesterday morning, since Adan's school declared a day off, we both set to bring him to see ENT (Paed) @ AmpangPuteri. Ramainya umat kat klinik dia & I think he's quite a reputable figure in his field as I saw a lot of newspaper clips featuring him on the wall as well as certs from reputable institutions inc. Harvard. We were from 9.30am and finally were invited in around 12noon, sampai nk abis la bateri iPad dikerjakan Adan..

Tak sempat duduk, one look at Adan he immediately spelled out all the symptoms 'mata bengkak, hidung blocked, selalu pening' etc. Spot on. Woooo sangat nujum pak belalang ini loktor woo. So after he got it explained to us, he mentioned the term 'allergic rhinitis'. Hmmm pandai jugak Dr muda kt KlinikIdzham tu sbb klu yg lain salu ckp xde pape. It's quite common but it has its own level of severity.

Since we had never consulted any specialist before, he said we should try the drugs first, for 1 month.

1. Nasonex : Mometasone furoate : Aqueuos Nasal Spray 0.05% (2 puffs each nostril, twice a day for 1 month)
2. Zyrtec : cetirizine dihydrochloride : oral solution (5ml, once a day for 1 month)
3. Afrin : Oximetazoline HCI 0.05% : decongestant nasal spray (2 puff once a day when necessary)

No. 1 & 3 are steroid

We are due to see him again on 28 April 2012 for follow-up and CT Scan.

Some of the things that he mentioned.
- there is no cure but drugs & procedure can reduce the discomfort
- his snoring was due to his swollen tonsil but the swell was not that bad. so even if he removes it, it won't solve the issue, just the snoring.
- The CT Scan will guide him on what to do next, if surgery is needed then surgery it is.

I hope he don't need a surgery no matter how minor even laser with no scar. Even looking at him injected at dentist pun buat aku tak keruan. Don't want him to feel any pain anymore. He went through so much already.

*mode : google surgery for allergic rhinitis*

*Nota kaki kembang: kalau anak tidur malam susah bernapas mcm blocked nose tp xde hingus or pagi2 mcm org selsema yg teruk, go get treatment. I should've brought Adan long time ago. Adan ibu mintak maaf for taking it lightly & let you suffer for so long.

Monday, 26 March 2012

Pengajaran dari acara merempit...


Post ni buat aku naik  angin tengah malam buta. Bila publish kluar selambak 1 perenggan. Konon rajin nak ler edit pehtu laju2 klik ‘Revert to draft’, hamek ko selamat sumer, tinggal blank page. Tp  kata org en.Gugel kan ada. Tanya la soklan sehampeh mana pasti ada jawapannya. Untuk kes hampeh aku ni sila ikut arahannya di sini. Rasa mcm hape lak follow blog senirik tapi I loike sbb terpampang post ku disinun

Nilah dia entry yang merajuk dengan aku semalam, sib baik x sempat repot polis sbb lum 24 jam :P
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Ntah apa mimpi incik soami ajak merempit petang tadi selepas dia merempit ke Karak b'sama geng2 di pagi hari. Rasa bersalah ke lama x bawak aiii hahaha gelak seperti Cruella de Vil dalam 101Dalmatian.

Tapi merempit dekat2 je la sbb sambil2 nak isi minyak & beli ubat demam Hannah. Haaa kan betul, ajak sbb nak ambik hati isteri terchenta yang last naik muto tu ntah bila ntah... :P apa kelas nak bawak bini, geng rempit dia sumer 'bujang'an, lagipun kalau bawak aii takut nanti uuu xleh isap rokok hehe

Entry ni nk bagi ilang ngantuk sebenarnya, aku break jap tgh buat slides opis. so buat 1 entry bodoh yg x payah nak pikir bagai.

Tengok tajuk kata pengajaran, tapi membebel je pengajarannya nan ado. Ok, kita terus ke tajuk utama ye puan-puan (ceh ayat konfiden xde reader jantan)

Pengajaran 1:
Sila pakai jaket atau sebodoh2nya beg pinggang supaya takde org pengsan tengok spender pepel mu yg dibeli di Mydin Masjid India itu. Walaupun berlace dan selembut salju, itu hanya utk suami mu, bukan utk pandangan mata pemandu muto & keta di DUKE. Nasib tak baik nmpk pinggangmu yg berlapis itu. Pandangan sedemikian adalah hazard di jalanraya.

Pengajaran 2:
Sila check waktu perniagaan kedai sup mamak mengancam di Setapak sblm bersusah payah konar & detour utk ke sana kerana mamak pun tau penat dan nak rehat hari Ahad.

Pengajaran 3:
Jika tiada knapsack, sila jgn gatal nak beli apa2 kerana membawa plastik belian yang bertajuk *nama kedai cina* di tangan sewaktu menaiki superbike adalah tidak cool.

Pengajaran 4:
Kalau hari hujan, sila pitstop dikedai yg jual byk kudap2an supaya boleh order tanpa henti dan bukannya kedai yang bagi menu ada otak2, kepok lekor dan kerang rebus namun hakikatnya makanan itu hanya ada dalam menu SAHAJA.

Pengajaran 5:
Kalau hujan, superbike tak superbike..lencun tetap lencun, jadi yang menumpang aka menonggek sila jauhi pakaian putih kecuali anda supermodel yg memakai bra jelita di dalam. Suamiku, sila beli baju hujan atau jaket kalis air supaya anda kelihatan seperti alien atau sekurang2nya robot.

Pengaran 6 dan terakhir :
Kalau tak nak se'eh serta nak bajet cun menempek kat belakang rider, sila kuruskan badan supaya anda :
- tidak body conscious setiap kali itu rider potong kereta rapat2. Pemandu kereta lain juga akan kecewa kerana bila kedengaran bunyi vroom vroom, kepala suda bajet ada awek ala2 GadisLitar, skali awek bontot XXL
- tidak mengalami masalah untuk zip jaket rapat kebawah kerana diameter jaket cuma 2/3 dari saiz bontot, lalu jaket melorot naik ke pinggang yg masih ramping walopon kalau salah posisi jadi berlapis juger..
- tidak menganiaya bahagian tepi lubang hidung yang bergesel dengan pipi yang selambak dihimpit oleh helmet ketat yang amat itu. Lubang hidung sempit boleh mengganggu pernafasan dan kita perlu kasihan kepada blackhead2 yg berada dibahagian tersebut. Lemas dia..

Itu sahaja pengajaran berdasarkan acara naik muto laju bersama suami yang ku sayangi petang tadi. Walaupun setakat Gombak & Setapak, banyak pengajaran yang I dapat. Macam pantun siot...like 3x.
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Pengajaran tambahan lepas kes post hilang, jangan gatal nak revert to draft & jangan gatal nak create post kat iPad.

Thursday, 15 March 2012

My lovely doter is 12, Happy Birthday My Dear

Last Sunday, Hanis turned 12. She's no longer a lil baby, physically, but will be our baby forever.

Happy birthday Along, ibu & babah love you so much. Infinity. Uncountable.

Being 12, the pressure would be on you to act like a 12 years old. Ibu and Babah will try to guide you to be one. Be responsible. Be courteous. Be honest. Be vigilant. Be polite. Be respectful. Most importantly be yourself.

Ibu and babah will slowly loosen up the 'control rope' tied around you but we will pull it tight where necessary so that you won't mistakenly venture into dangerous path along the way. Just saying so that you know we will be there for you for good and bad for better or worst.

Happy 12 birthday, enjoy your birthday present.
We didn't buy her any data plan so we'll need to teach her how to get onto wi-fi
Though it's on Sunday, no partayyy but we bought cake for her & she got to skip her swimming class (Adan & Adik oso skipped the class hehe)

Wif my lovely doter @ school, attended her UPSR briefing and akujanji session  
* Note : She now wakes up on her own using the phone with ringtone ayam berkokok, thumbs up dear. Proud of you. 

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

YouAm vs YouYouAm

I chuckled upon reading the MalayMail news headline yesterday.


Reminds me of how people (read: org kg gue) looked down on me upon knowing that I was studying @ YouYouAm instead of that 'Prestigious One'

'Oh...blaja di UUM jah, ingat ko UM'

'bulih cari kijo ko lepah abih blaja kekgi ?'

Being polite to the elders, I just kept quiet. No use trying to explain or convince them coz now the whole kampung knows that I, who graduated from universiti-takde-nama-or-ranking is now a 'PEGAWAI BankNegara' *jgn riak, bley?* while yang kecoh2 gah tak hengat time masuk universiti-paling-kellas-kau-maria end up ada yg jd jaga bank or paksarela mtk jd cikgu sbb x dpt keje lain, dan2 tu jugak declare mmg cita2 nk jd cikgu hahahambikkau...Udah tu ambik degree xde nilai komersil, pastu grad pointer sipi2 tp nak memilih keje sbb verangan ko grad from blabla boleh blah la lu. [opps tetiba mode syaiton]

Sekian bebelan di Hari Wilayah

Yang Benar, Gadis Grad U Cokia

*notakakikembang: post ini tidak b'niat merendah2kan kerjaya yg disebut di atas tetapi berdasarkan kejadian benar dan parents mereka telah mendera 'emosi' parents aku sekian lama dengan p'tanyaan yg aku rasa blh jwb dgn pelempang. These peeps became the 'unwilling' teachers and still talking and complaining about how they shouldnt be one coz they're UM-Graduates. While the guard said he got better pay compared to office job. Funny but true.

Friday, 20 January 2012

Have a nice break peeps

To all my friends who's going back to kampung. Have a safe journey. Don't rush as we have 4 days to enjoy.

Don't worry, I will jaga KL on your behalf.

Enjoy the whole stretch of holidays coz afterwards, no more cuti free until later..much much later.

My plan ? Hmmm kemas rumah, kemas bilik, or piknik kt janda baik maybe...kalau cukup alat, pacak khemah camping pun syiok.

We'll see, till then have a nice long extended weekend peeps.  

Jalan-Jalan Indonesia 2011 - Siri 2

Bila : : 5 - 10 Dec 2011
Mana : : Bali + Bandoeng + Djakarta
Siapa : : Mi familia

Okeh, dah habis membebel pasal pre-trip now it's the day.

Kalau aku buat banyak-banyak siri, chances are...mmg x siap. So decided to do entry bercerita secara marathon. tigaempathari-in-1 gituh... sumer kejadian masuk segedebuk dalam 1 entry.

Gambau manyak sudah uplod di mukabuku maka yang di sini hanyalah highlight & juga yang belum dimuatnaik di sinun.

So, anak-anakku. Inilah cerita kita bersukaria (+ duka bila kena haipp ) di bulan Disember 2011

DAY 1 - 5 DEC 2011

Acara bermula di pagi hari sebaik sahaja kami 'deliver' bibik ke rumah MIL, sudah peluk2 cium segala, my FIL dropped us at LRT Tmn Melati. Empty coach brought us to KLSentral where we then met my SIL, she lend us her compact camera & kissed her anak sedare goodbye. Checked-in our luggage - my typical modus operandi - 1 large luggage with 1 medium + 1 sports bag inside :P.


Took the ERL to KLIA & lepak since we were a bit early. Sesambil jalan kat situ, we bought new travel gadget, Energizer external battery since my Ipong selalu kong during crucial time. I luv it coz it came in hard case with car-charger got many many kepala to fit many many species of gadget inc. BiriBiri & netbook (not that I have 1 but hmm maybe *wink*).

Bohsan nak tggu boarding - Acara ukur kaki ibu & along errkk
The usual family seating, lucky nobody seated next to  hubby
As planned, lite b'fast so they wallop the delicio briyani on board
Flight as scheduled and we reached Bali, completed all immigration & customs stuffs by 4++. Bought taxi coupon from the counter (from arrival hall, turn right, it's in between other counters), it depends on how far your hotel is, mine was IDR55k/taxi. Since kitorang yang carik pasal duk Kuta, we had to endure the slow-mo traffic all the way to KutaBeach. Our hotel was a bit hidden but betul2 opposite the beach, walking distance (tapi berpeluh jugak ketiakku) to KutaSquare where there's HardRockCafe & HardRock Hotel.

The Little Things That Hannah Needs
My first take on Kuta ? Hmm not to my liking coz it's too crowded and to western-ize that you don't feel like being in Bali. So, next time I'll just trust the online review on where to and where not to stay hahaha. My plan was to do Jimbaran right away but our body decided to malas2-an in hotel. We left the room at 7pm to find dinner. Since our supir will only start the next day, we used hotel shuttle to bring us to KutaSquare. After 3 kali sa'i ke hulu ke hilir, I called my supir to ask where the hell is resto nasi padang nearby. We found one and Hanis is now added into Nasi Padang fan base hehe. Perut dah kenyang, round2 beli selipar jepun tajuk Ipanema sbb itu jek yg ada (dalam hati nyesal x bwk slipa seplohengget) & t-shirt HRC kiriman org. To Dd & Eline, look at the bag which Hannah carried. ingatkah lagi saat2 memilih kasut LV yang kiut miut di Jakarta ? She pulled my hand into THE shop and insisted on getting the accessories like necklace, bangles etc. I only realised that it's the same shop when the cashier took out the paper bag. She too loves The Little Things She Needs..hoho so mini me.

From HRC, Hannah wanted to ride the horse (carriage), they said 100k from there to hotel to which we agreed and only to find out from our supir that we were cheated coz for 60k you can actually ride the whole Kuta in circle !! Damn, I hate it when I got cheated juz becoz I failed to google. Mak benciss tau nyahhss. Oleh kerana ramai & isipadu yang padat atas kereta kuda yang macam dh nak terjongket tu, aku volunteer turun beli air mineral & walk back to hotel sambil dalam hati menyumpah apsal la aku volunteer nak turun sbb lepas 100m tgn mcm nk putus. Done with Day 1.

DAY 2 - 6 DEC 2011

Pagi2 sudah frustasi kerana supirku Yanto msj bgtau abang dia akan replace, Abg Ali. Kenapa frustasi ? Karna sudah janji mau di foto sama Yanto, itu Mas Yanto ada DSLR gituh. Beli SLR pastu malas nak carry maka bayar je 200k utk 3 hari kat sana nanti dpt CD or just bagi dia memory card. Last2 nan hado. Kalau aku tau awal2 aku beli CanonIXUS yang baru tuh sbb compact lama dah nak kojol, gambar mcm hape dah. Jalan tetap jalan, maka acara bermula dari Tanah Lot. Singgah kejap jek sebab humangaii fanas merecik2 peluh aku dengan angin laut yang kering. But the view fuhh cantiik. Tiba2 teringat kat someone yang kata going to Bali is like worshiping Hinduism. Hmm quite a statement to me coz we were there not for the temples or whateva goddess but merely for the nice view which happen to be associated with temples (and temple is merely a building to us, like what masjid is to non-muslim). I think it's each to their own, kan ?


Next, teruskan perjalanan yang maha jauh sampai aku tido beberapa round haha. Singgah few minutes tengok sawah padi bertingkat kat Saranam Resort

Siriyes lawa sawah padi dia tp sbb budak gumuks enterprem, kureng nmpk sket
Sejuuuk dan nyamaan jek suasana
Menggunakan alasan hari hujan, aku skip Pasar Candi Kuning, lagipun most gerai bertutup dgn plastik. Harus makan dulu di resto sebelah Masjid Al Hidayah, solat terus kat resto, menggigil nak ambik wudhu air dari gunung berkabus grrrgrrr. Selepas itu baru maju ke Beratan Lake in Bedugul where Ulun Danu Temple is sitting nicely in the lake. Sangat sejuk sbb hari hujan, hujan lagi. Sewa payung wanewani for 5k each. Langit mendung berkabus. Adan menggigil. Hannah pun sama. Ibu mmg saja2 tak bawak jaket sebab sekejap jek sejuknya. Takde harapan nak pose ala2 UjiRasid & HailAmir di taman munge sbb basah lencun singsing seluar bagai.


Done with tasik masik kabus semua, perut pun sudah kenyang, terus balik ke pekan. Dalam hati masih mau Jimbaran apakan daya terbabas sewaktu membeli belah di Krisna. Tetap ke Jimbaran jua walaupun sunsetnya sangatlah sipi2. Again dalam kalut mencari gerai seperti cik Ikan rekomen + the feeling that I dowanna miss the sunset, we opted for 1 resto, the moment I entered and saw the stage, I knew it, we got it wrong again this time. Duduk jelah and from afar we can see another stretch of jimbaran on the cheap side. Not to spoil the moment especially when everybody is hungry, we just laugh and I wished I googled more hahaha. Our dinner was about 700k for 2 big fish, 10ekor udang besau, crunchy sotong and all drinks. Not so badlah (coz he's paying, cuba kalau aku yang kena hahaha), but then still within our budget for F&B.

Balik bilik perut gendut, bagi Abg Ali baju2 yang nak di laundry. Sebelum pitam, maknye kemas2 beg sumbat segala subiner dan mula memberanakkan beg. Pastu sambung google utk esok hari pulak huiii nervous I tau main google last minit neh.

DAY 3 - 7 DEC 2011

Arini Yanto sudah mari, rupa2nya dia balik kg nun jauh 9 jam perjalanan sebab nak uruskan majlis kahwin dia (ala2 nak dptkan surat akuan bujang or nikah luar kwsn klu kt M'sia). Tapi DSLR nan ado jugek sbb lens suda pecah kena ragut sama monyet jahat di monkey forest. Menangis nak saving balik beli lense. Uwaaaaa takpelah Yanto, ko pakai lah kamera kitorang neh yang penting ada gambo family.

Tak paham apakes Krisna boh nombor didada dibahu segala tp x guna 
Agenda ? Ke Kintamani. Tapi on the way tu banyak nau detour-nya. Mula2 g Ubud.Art.Gallery (bukan satu tapi banyaaak). wah wah wah ahkak sudah terer, takkan tertipoo lagi. Barangkali aku bukan manusia seni yang menghargai penat lelah artis2 di galeri. Aku lebih menghargai berapa keping painting aku dapat dengan uang sebanyak ini. Selepas berpeluh2 menawar tak dapat, terus ke Pasar Sukawati di mana aku sangat Sukahati. For the price of 1 Ubud painting, we managed to get 7 in many sizes. I am sure quality wise definitely different but it's almost an exact replica. Harga bukak dia adalah sangat SukaHatiMakNenekKau tapi what we did was...we already went to Krisna day before to get the average price for certain sizes of painting so we know how much to bargain, it's 60 - 70% from original price, the more you buy the more discount you'll get so try to find shop where you can get all your desired paintings. Sebab dah lambat nak ke Kintamani (kes dok merayu harga kat galeri la..) aku terus masuk kedai yang depan2 skali, not bad coz kalau aku pusing2 pun penat gak sebab dalam pasar tu aje dia ada 7 lagi kedai owned by the same owner. So aku just cakap nak paintings cenggitu cenggini, laju je diorg g carik. Hikhik. Kejadian chomel : Aku tengah bargain painting besau 4ft x 4ft, bila dpt price yg aku nak, sorang mamat local yg tgh cari frame dewa gajah ckp ala2 bisik kenapa jual murah sgt, itukan org m'sia jual la mahal2, agak lan**u statement mamat tak hensem tu, tapi kechomelan terserlah bila awek kedai jawab, daripada tergantung kat situ baik jual. Kesimpulan dia, mamat tu mesti peminat fanatik bola ataupun painting tu sebenarnya takde org nak beli so baik dia jual cepat2 kat aku.

zup zup laju singgah Tegallalang yang padinya macam lalang tapi sudah dituai la pulak. So agak hudus melihat sawah gonjeng. Terpandang 1 tablecloth kait yang sgt cun, tanya harga wah "1.5mil !! Harga bisa kurang lagi buk". Pale otok mung la kaing lapik meja sappa 5 ratuh hengget. Snap Snap Pose Pose Zup Zup lagi. On the way ke atas Yanto detour masuk 1 kampung yg unik. Kg Bangau namanya. Pusing-pusing mcm xde pape, elok je masuk border kampung tu..tu dia aihh, penuh bangau sekelian alam. Kalau kat pokok tuh nampak macam pokok kekabu. Elok je abih border kampung memang sekor bangau pun takde. Bangau oh bangau...

Bangau sepah2...malas nak rotate sbb dah upload haha
Sepanjang jalan naik ke Kintamani, oh nak termuntah aku pandang kiri kanan, juling atas bawah sebab penuh dgn kedai souvenir yang aku tau cekik darah tapi memang lawa weh mangkuk kayu segala bagai. Pitam. Mau beli kak ? Ga apa2 Yanto, liat2 aja. Luggage udah penuh gimana mau bawa pulang *bohong sunat*



Kintamani got us fixated on its majestic view of Mount and Lake Batur and side view of Mount Agung (Sure Mt Fuji & NZ lagi mesmerisingkan? *hint*). Volcano on 1 side, lake on the other. Dark clouds spoiled the view but we got lucky as it moved away for a while only to come back hiding the mountain from us. Adan was elated and over excited. Here is where I almost lost my temper to the sellers who were 'rough' and 'very pushy'. Tak dapat emak, dipaksanya anak, siap ambik tangan anak aku & letak barang secara paksa. I went blue in the face trying to get them away from Hanis & Adan. It was terrifying for Hanis, she was trembling and her hand went cold. Yanto came to the rescue and they left us alone. So sambung gembira2 ambik gambar. We did not go up to the resto area as we had decided to have our lunch on the way down. There's halal restaurant up there selling buffet lunch. Stopped for lunch at another Padang resto, solat terus (most Muslim resto provide prayer room).

Mount Batur dr kejauhan, there's a whitecloth surrounding the mountain which was manually  done for  upacara, took them 2 days to complete :0

As I said, this is the trip where I researched less dengan harapan internet membantu, Aku verangan nak ke Uluwatu tapi telah dipotong-steam dgn statement Yanto, tak sempat aka impossible sbb dah pkl 3. He said why not we go for sunset at Seminyak. So Seminyak it is. I love the sunset, gojes but the beach ? Thumbs down, cantik lagi pantai Penarik dekat kampung aku. It's dirty so aku macam keheranan tengok manusia begitu gumbira mandi manda ewww.


Sangat ewww, mcm habuk2 kayu tapi ada hannah kesah ? 
Kaki hitam aduuh..kaki hitam...byk volcano maa
Left the beach which magnificient sunset shots on our cheapo camera, headed to kedai mr dobi to pick our laundry and made last stop to resto Wong Solo to tapau our dinner. All famished and settled for bed earlier. Ibu & babah gave up on fighting for our shared wi-fi, when he logged in I will be kicked out, I logged in he went to sleep hahaha  

TQ Mr Dhoby...IDR40k
Halalan Thayyiban hokeh...yummy sgt
DAY 4 - 8 DEC 2011

Pantai Kuta..kek mano yg biutifoolnya...

Our last day in Bali, kanak-kanak request mau jenguk (tapi dh siap pakai swimsuit) pantai Kuta di pagi hari yg masih buta. Okaylah granted. But Hanis decided to continue her deep slumber. So we left for another dirty beach for morning walk. Just 1/2an hour there. Ibu focus on packing sambil jeling2 2 rolls of paintings yg x leh masuk beg. We had long breakfast and the kids were already in their swimming gear. Time for swimming pool....yahooo...this time mcm rilex sikit tugas supervisor sbb Hanis can be considered a 'swimmer' while Adan wlopon gayat2 lagi tapi dah ok. Hannah yg nk kena monitor lebih sbb dia perasan dia swimmer sbb konon dah pegi kelas 1x last week !! Dah puas mandi, siap cantik2 Babah went out with Adan & Adik, foto2 gituh.
Gambo yg menyedarkan aku dat Hannah needs a new swimsuit.


Checked-out on time and zoomed to....Uluwatu !! Hahaha I still want to see the cliff tho sunset is impossible. Gimme 1/2 the fun. Isi perut dkt resto Sunda in town & solat siap2 kat situ. Plan our time so we can reach the airport by 6pm. On our way there, made a stop at Garuda Wisnu Kencana, it's a park, a cultural park if I'm not mistaken. Motif ? To catch free shows as we have skipped (or missed wud be more accurate) all dances kechak, barongan what not. Not that I am a cheapskate this time...masa x mengijinkan hehe.
Memperkenalkan..Plazaaaaaa Garudaaaaa (dan maskotnya)
How it's gonna look like once finished
Eh macam tangan, nape jauh noo sampai kat luar park 
Pastu jumpa kepala garuda pulak
Last2 jumpa kapla rider, 
So korang tengok size benda2 yg kitorang dah jumpa & compare dengan original statue yg diorg plan. bapak gergasi mak kau besar, kan ? Tak sure kenapa jadi camtu, rasanya financial kot. Go gugel. 

Udah pusing2, foto2...blah ke Uluwatu.

The Cliff !! Hmmm nice nice nice view. Lucky we insisted that our supir to come in with us, else we missed the right side of Uluwatu since the temple & theatrette for kechak is on the left side.
Gojes
Ohsem
Whateva it is, trip to Uluwatu confirmed my feeling for mr monkey. I hate monkeys, naughty monkeys not yang mata bulat cute2 kat zoo. Free roaming, naughty monkeys. Walopon aku telah mengambil langkah berjaga2 seperti memastikan anak2 tidak memakai baju yg ada big buttons or dangling2 stuff, simpan all the sunglasses& strictly no food or water, but the biggest ape almost grabbed Hannah's foot becoz of a small
The new sandal which the monyet loves
butterly on her newly-bought ipanema sandal. It's sooo small, smaller that my kuku kelingking. Aiyoo monyet, itu pun mau ka...kami jerit dan lari secara berjemaah bersama2 dengan a group of korean lady. Berjalan di Uluwatu sangat tidak aman. Supir kata, some monkeys were trained by the people there so they can earn some money to pujuk rayu the monkey to return it back to the owner. Shame.
There goes our Bali days, I made the wrong assumption that my kids may not be enjoying Bali. They love Bali, the view, the food especially and the fact that they can buy so many souvenirs coz it's dirt cheap.The only complaint was time spent in car as most places are quite far and not all views are sight to behold. Overall : SUKSES

Tak sia2 fenin  sampai nk muntah 3 jam dlm dlm flight buat itinerary
Next !! Bandoeng. It's seems like MY TIME...but it's not, shopping time is limited to few hours only karna aku masih sedar diri...ini adalah family vacation...


To cap this entry, let's muntah hijau with this pix where love is in the air 


Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Jalan-Jalan Indonesia 2011 - Siri 1

Bila :: 5 - 10 Dec 2011
Mana :: Bali + Bandoeng + Djakarta
Siapa :: Mi familia

Bila melihat blog entry yang rongak2 maka aku pun menepuk kepala supaya sedar diri kenapa aku ada blog. Tapi kalau dah namanya pemalas, tak berupdate jugaklah akhirnya. Takpe, bukannya ada nuffnang bagai. Maka azam baru adalah update laju laju.

Kalau dulu I have the luxury of buying flights more than 6 months before actual departure date but now that IncikSoami is working in a new company with new responsibility, maka cutinya telah di catu. Oh sedihnya melihat promosi datang bertalu-talu tapi tak boleh beli lagi. Tapi dalam hati telah berkata-kata. Kalau zero fare akan ku pejam mata dan click 'Confirm' sahaja.

What happened was a deja vu. Trip to S'pore in June happened in the same manner. I was only given 1 week to plan our USS trip [entry belum upload ngeee]

The man just said 'Babah boleh cuti week 5th Dec, so nak pegi mana ?'. Aku kelu mata kelip-kelip tengok dia and pikir 'Bajet ??' penting woh soklan tu. Tapi biasanya bila dibagi bajet aku busted 100%. Bajet dalam paragraf ini didefinisikan sebagai 'jumlah perbelanjaan untuk kos penerbangan dan penginapan' *mode menderaf Akta sudah mari*

So we have 2 options

Option 1 : Round satu Semenanjung now that we have bigger ride.
Option 2 : Obersi dekat2

Option 1 was slashed when I recalled what happened in Kangar in 2005. Never in my life again will I expose myself & my kids to such scary experience. We will still be doing it but maybe sometime next year, bila cuaca macam ok sikit. So that left us with obersi dekat2. S'pore done in June, Thailand banjir, Manila no way jose, Indonesia sounds good. Djakarta was mentioned but Bali got the attention. Boleh tahan murah.

Ingat !! Saya tak boleh memilih sebab date dah fixed. Nangis.

Oleh kerana saya rasa saya seorang yang kreatif maka saya merajinkan diri menggugel lokasi sampingan dan telah berjaya mendapatkan harga tiket yang berbaloi baloi. Instead of getting AA for KL-Bali-KL, I managed to get MAS for KL- Bali & Djakarta-KL and proceed with AA for Bali-Bandoeng route. Total cost for my alternative route is almost the same as what AA offered for direct route KL-Bali-KL (without meal & luggage added yet) except that I need to pay extra IDR150k airport tax (for additional domestic flight in between (IDR30k/person). But it's totally worth it. We got 125kg worth of luggage and delicio meals on board for FREE.

Intro je dah boleh jadik 1 entry, so aku stop sini dululah sbb kalau nak tunggu aku mengarang cerita seterusnya sampai sudah tak upload entry ni kan ?

Monday, 5 December 2011

Off to The Land Where Everyone is a Millionaire

By now, 5 Dec 2011 12:25pm, we're onboard of MH851 flying out of country to our next door neighbor.

Last minute deal as inche Suami harus & misti bercuti pada tarikh yang ditetapkan. Sangat tidak menepati ciri2 pembeli tiket AA tau, cuti kena catu & carta..Nevertheless, it came at the most appropriate time for me as I need to getaway from office madness, it's pure madness when you have to drag your kids to the office during long weekend & work your *ss for other people's benefits.

Thanx Ayang for considering the detour to the cold shopping land hehe err I'll pay for my shopping thru the nose.

With that...aku kembali jutawan...








(Source : Google Images)

Jejak :: KLIA - DPS - BDO > CGK - KLIA. Miskin aku kena airport tax