All asses were not created equal...

At last, ada jugak org yang keje company buat jeans sedar kewujudan org2 macam aku yang teringin nak pakai levi's tapi nggak bisa deh.

Karna 'my asses are not created equal to those of model-material-asses'. Levi's mendatangkan masalah untuk orang-orang seperti aku yang berpinggang ramping tapi berbontot a la K1m-Kardashian (tak bleh blah punya comparison). Jeans kena ambik size yg boleh cover paha drumstick and 2 cheeky-cheeks and we end-up with size 30++ which is way too big for our pinggang yg menten ramping (walau perut ada sedikit buncit). Add a belt to it and you'll see all the kedutan which will show up from under your shirt and it looks exactly like bulges tho you don't have one (ada unsur tipu di sini)

Until those brainy people in the jeans design team decided to cater our needs. Muaahhss, lap u . CurveID for women with curve (like moi..awww). U can be slight, demi or bold. Before it was launched, I'm pretty sure that I'm bold.

Masa tunggu boipren tadi petang, I had a peek at Sog0. To buy this pair tak bley suka suki ckp saiz & try. Wajib ukur dulu. Dia akan jerut perut dgn tali yg ada tali inci (measure tape) ditepi, masa ni boleh juga berlakon ala TummyTrim tapi konpem lemak terjongos jugak sbb dia ikat agak rapat ke badan. Pastu dia ukur my hip and my 'hippo-size-bo0ties'. She then calculated something, I heard she said minus 10 and I'm Dem1-Curve saiz 29. Waweee ini suda bagusss 2-in-1 good news, I'm not B0ld and my size <30>

So I will get my 1st jean that will have no gap at the back. I don't have to jahit pinggang seluar jeans ku lagi.

Eh kelupaan plak, there are skinny, straight or boot cut to choose from. I'll go for straight cut. Tak sampai hati nak seksa paha aku dgn membeli skinny. Belom lagi (tapi mungkin hehe) .

Pic : Courtesy incik Gugel

Tidak ku beli lagi karna design kesokaan ku suda kehabisan saiznya...salu camtu kan ? Benci..tapi rindu